The very clearly delineated message of salvation from Jesus Himself, the Gatekeeper to Heaven, is: “deny himself…”, express “a willingness to endure whatever may come”, and “follow Me” – which means “believing in Me, conforming to My example in living”. It’s free. It’s simple. But it will cost you.
This is God speaking
This is a satire about the way God might discuss theology with the NAR-types. Don’t get all in a huff. It’s satire!