NAR-type: We know what you’ve been doing. Look at all the YouTube videos by Berean-types who have spilled the beans about you. Christians: Take heed. The Bible warns us about apostates in the End Times.
This is God speaking
This is a satire about the way God might discuss theology with the NAR-types. Don’t get all in a huff. It’s satire!
God Speaking
Hey! I Am speaking here. You may know me simply as “God”. I have been calling you to come to Me. I tell you the truth – I still love you and want you to follow Me. Your sins do not keep Me away from you. It is your heart. You …are not letting Me in.